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I regret to inform you that the author of this page died today, after stupidly consuming a muffin she found *on the ground* with a note *from a stranger*. In death, as in life, she whined, complained, rolled her eyes, and uttered shocking expletives under her breath. How fitting that, in the end, The Very Worst Missionary should succumb to an intense bout of wicked diarrhea. In lieu of flowers, a memorial donation may be made to the Stop Dumb Bloggers from Eating Things Left On The Ground By Strangers Fund (#SBFETLOTGBSfund) or NPR. Just kidding. Thanks again, Kind Stealthy Stranger, for the yummy non-poisonous muffins! I ate one and lived. (But if I die any time in the next 2 years, Im totally blaming you.)
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 02:07:26 +0000

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