I saw my buddy talking to a cop outside a party they were busting and plundering, so I went up to him and politely asked him to refrain from speaking to the officer. The policeman took my statement offensively. He decided to try to spark a debate. I responded by telling him that, as per our experience dealing with Toronto Police, and according to the behavior of police abroad, it makes more sense not to speak with police in a normal conversation, as the officer referred to it, because in doing so you may end up in cuffs, beaten down, or dead. Including those possibilities in the list of variables for a potential conversation excludes it from being designated a normal conversation. His buddy pig overheard my rebuttal and stormed in with his worn down taped-handled gun, heaving chest, and trembling demeanor. He was not as eloquent a debater as his neanderthal fellow gang member. His arguments turned quickly to my left arm joust with him, wrestling to keep his hands off me. I smiled at him, knowing his escalation to physical contact and threats of arrest proved my initial argument to be valid. He then resorted to the old, leave or face arrest argument. I told him that I was in a public space and that I would leave just as soon as I finished my cigarette. The steroid-filled demon could not deal with that and went on to extremely awkwardly fumble his way to wrestle the cigarette from my hand. At that point, after witnessing the level these beasts can sink to in the insane intimidation of the public, which I have witnessed so many times before, I decided to move on victorious in the debate they chose to embark upon in their misguided attempt at introspection. Moral of the story: dont talk to police, and never trust police. What have they ever done for any of you? And, facts are facts - you interact with a police officer and, according to their interpretation of events, you may end up with the bullets that were in their gun in your lifeless body. If you trust that all these officers have the intellectual ability to flawlessly interpret often overly-complex scenarios at first glance, then you probably also believe that police can never be held accountable for their actions, given the level of inherent danger in what they do. If youre not that naive, then steer clear of em.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 18:14:53 +0000
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