I saw these floating around a while back, since my own dear mother is a fan of the bad jokes, thought I would share: ********** I saw a magician drive down a street the other day. He then turned into a driveway. ********** How many people in South America does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian! ********** At what time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish. ********** What does Batman get in his drinks? Just ice. ********** Two guys walked into a bar ... If they watched where they were going, they would not have walked into it in the first place ********** What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison. ********** Knock-knock. Whos there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock-knock. Whos there? Oops, I did it again. ********** I tried to take a picture of the fog the other day.....Mist. ********** What do you call a cow that does not give any milk? A milk dud. ********** Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. ********** What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business. ********** How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it! ********** Why did the car go to jail? It was charged with batteries. ********** What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ********** How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew. ********** What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel. ********** I heard six was afraid of seven. Because seven, eight, nine... ********** When a lion goes to a restaurant, he orders his steak medium-roar. ********** My sister once made a bet with me for a hundred dollars that I could not build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her when I drove pasta ********** How is imitation like a plateau? They are both the highest forms of flattery. ********** I would never gamble in Africa. There are too many cheetahs. **********
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 15:06:25 +0000
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