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I saw this many years ago, but I received it this morning from a long time colleague of mine, Bob Horne. Its never been more applicable. One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across the Congress Avenue bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin to jump. (fixin in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action) She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, Please dont jump! Think of your dear mother and father. He replied, My mom and dad are both dead; Im going to jump. She said, Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children. He replied, Im not married, and I dont have any kids. Im going to jump. She said, Well, then you just remember the Alamo . He replied, Whats the Alamo? She replied, Well, bless your heart! Go ahead and jump you little %*X#?+@ Yankee %*X#?+@ ... Youre holding up traffic
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 13:02:53 +0000

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