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I told my wife, “Before you yell”---- I do not do “instructions” very well. She came home with this cardboard box, in the box was a king size bed. I knew I was in a pickle Folks, I just cried and I shook my head. I opened up that darned old box, in it was… “Oh, ----- I knew it.” There lay those ugly instructions, and my wife said-----“Now get to it.” I stacked out all the great long boards in neat piles by the door. Then sacks of bolts, and nuts, and screws, and bed feet, there was four. I spent that blessed weekend, folks, just crawling around on the floor. The bed finally came together nice although I had some parts left over. I better hide them leftovers beneath that bed, if she finds them I’m a goner. I told my wife;”Now before you yell,”--- I do not do “instructions” very well.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 19:54:26 +0000

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