I trust my Daughter Nicolle Dunkerley, being a Medical Student, is aware of this: The British Medical Association has weighed in on the proposed health care reforms: The Allergists have voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists have advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists have a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists think the government have a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians feel they are labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists consider the idea short-sighted. Pathologists have come out strongly declaring, Over my dead body, while the Paediatricians said Oh Grow up. The Psychiatrists think the whole idea is madness, while the Radiologists can see right through it. Surgeons are fed up with the cuts and have decided to wash their hands of the issue. ENT specialists wont swallow the proposals and just wont hear about it. Pharmacologists think that it is a bitter pill to swallow, whilst Plastic Surgeons have observed, that this puts a whole new face on the matter. The Podiatrists think it is a big step forwards, but the Urologists are pissed off with the whole idea, whilst the Anaesthetists think the whole idea is a gas. Meanwhile the Cardiologists dont have the heart to say no. In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision to the arseholes in London.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 11:38:50 +0000
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