I want to have a farm; youre so lucky! When you come home and find the bulls on the wrong side if the fence. And theyre mocking you. The foster dog was loose and proceeded to help herself to three thanksgiving turkeys. RIP turkeys. And the milk cow pooped on the milker. And your shoulder. And the house dog ate your bra. And the lard was left out of the freezer. And the chickens pooped in your car. Yes, yes, I know you want to be a farmer.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 22:34:44 +0000