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I was given 12. Hmm... what kind of ridiculous things can I say about myself? 1. Once, while drunk on Tequila, I got into a fight with a tree. Supposedly the tree won. I still think it was even. 2. I cant say Elizabeth to save my life. It always comes out Elithsabeth... unless I genuinely focus. Except for compartmentalize, its the only word I have trouble enunciating. 3. I have never, in my entire life, cheated on a girlfriend. 4. I am a complete and utter geek/nerd/dork. That might be obvious, though. 5. I am deathly afraid of getting engaged/married. Also clowns, stagnant water, and people who get their pics taken at Glamour Shots. Seriously... what the hell... why? 6. I use humor and wit to win people over. Some call it personality. I call it a defense mechanism; I can never be real. 7. My insomnia is actually not related to my PTSD. I have a condition where I cant filter the amount of outward stimuli my mind consumes. When I sleep normally its because my mind is exhausted and can no longer process the inundation of stimuli. 8. I find men to be just as beautiful as women, though I have no attraction to men beyond that. 9. I literally hate all my writing and photography. The only reason I keep doing it is because people keep insisting its good. I find it to be rather generic and trite. 10. I distrust everyone. Even my own family and friends. This one IS a byproduct of my PTSD. 11. If asked, someone can pic two completely random subjects and I can find connections between them. 12. I once punched a girl and broke her nose. Now, before you lynch me you must understand that there is a story behind it. This girl, at a party, had gotten mad at me for ignoring her. So, she decided to full on sucker punch me from the side. I had no idea it was a female (she had a fantastic swing). I just turned and threw a wild swing. Luckily, half the party saw it and I was subsequently free of any scrutiny or revenge.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 02:41:46 +0000

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