I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since i did not want to embarrass the man, i decided to change the topic of the chat; started usin code names: Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bombs to go off... Bye bye and take care of my parents and siblings for me as agreed... The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door and jumped out while the taxi waz moving. Afta a few seconds i c0t a smell of shit nd i waz dum inuf to look for where its coming from nd i found it, the guy sitting behynd me waz unconcious nd he shitt on himself... Dont ask me why... I knw no shit. What do u think made the guy shit on himself huh? B.T.W. Mornin every1 ;-)
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 02:10:04 +0000
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