>I was only nine years old >I loved Tony Abbott so much, I owned all the writings and speeches >I pray to Tony Abbott every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >Tony Abbott is love, I say, Tony Abbott is life >My dad hears me and calls me a Liberal >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Tony Abbott >I called him an idealist >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its Tony Abbott > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, Show me a new meme > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > Im ready > I spread my fiscal reports for Tony Abbott > He penetrates my annual budget > It hurts so much, but I do it for Tony Abbott > I can feel my Gross Domestic Product tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Tony Abbott > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my Parliament with his love > My dad walks in >Tony Abbott looks him deep in the eyes and says, Nice meme >Tony Abbott leaves through my window Tony Abbott is love, Tony Abbott is life
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 04:47:57 +0000
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