I would like to notify Facebook that you are entirely allowed to steal any information I post here and use it however you want, and I hereby declare I dont have a clue whats mine and whats not. If Im stupid enough to post anything important and personal enough that Im bothered by anyone seeing it for advertising, I deserve to be punished. I extend this policy to all Facebook employees, milkmen, door to door condom salesmen, and Aretha Franklin. Any violation of my policy will be met with indifference under the Statute of Liberty. Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will do absolutely nothing, but will make you feel better. By using strange words in silly languages, I notify all of my friends that I have no idea what Im doing. The aforementioned actions also apply to my colleagues, prospective employers and anyone whos willing to see me make a fool of myself. The content of this profile stopped being private at the moment I pressed the Submit button. No statute named after a city in Europe can or will make any difference about any of this. Welcome to the Internet - Have a cookie!
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 20:03:04 +0000
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