I would never hurt a fly and actually try to save them when I can. I figured I should get to know these creatures that I care so much for. So I bought a Shrink Ray on eBay and it finally came in today. I put some food on the counter and shrunk myself down to fly-size. I waited and eventually one flew along and I waved, Hello fly, I shrunk myself down to get to know you better! He replied with, Yeah buzz off, this food is mine!!!! I was shocked that I had been saving such rude creatures. So I went closer to address his negative attitude, Hey pal, I am just here to learn about you and your culture. I really dont appreciate your attitude. He looked at me intently and began to explain, I apologize friend, I just have the worst headaches and cant see very well.. giant hands are always swatting at me and I am just looking for some food but everything is so blurry! I nodded and looked around, I grabbed some broken glass on the counter and made some homemade glasses and told him to try them on. They fit perfectly and he said to me, Thank you so much!! Everything is so clear, I can already feel my headache fading!!. I shook his hand and he flew away, finding his way to the outdoors. I then came back to my regular height and I watched him fly back to his home. Next time you see a fly just remember they arent there to annoy you.. just trying to find their way.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 02:17:59 +0000
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