IMAGINE THIS UNLUCKY MAN! HAAAAA! HES SO SO UNLUCKY! WHAT MANNER OF *UNLUCKINESS* IS THIS? Sincerely, as in honestly, wonders shall never cease! This innocent man was standing in front of his gate. Then one woman came and told him that she knew him, that she had met him before. The man was like.... I cant recall where I met you before. Please remind me and Importantly, please forgive me if you believe I should remember. The woman said that she met him in a conference in Kogi state last November. This man laughed, Now I can tell you that you are mistaking me for someone else. Last November I was in Paris, and to put it clearly, I have never attended any conference in Kogi and.......he was interrupted with a resounding wharrpp! a very hot slap on his face. The velocity of the slap was massive, so close to what Idi Amin gave the head coach of his national team when they came back from international competition without scoring a goal. To this innocent man, this slap cannot possibly come from a woman. He looked around as he was holding his disjointed mandibles, looking for the iron bender that actually unleashed the iron slap. Now it was so clear to this innocent man that the beautiful Queen of Macossa standing before him was actually the designer and the executor of the slap. As he was trying to apologize to the lady for daring to forget her so fast, .wharrpp! the slap came the second time, now with velocity that made nonsense of Idi Amin, velocity so close to the standard of Adolph Hitler and Nebuchadnezzar. At this point, the demon was let loose from the uncomfortable hell. What the hell is wrong with this decrepit Queen of Maco? Why is she slapping the hell out of me?? He angrily held the womans shirt and started pulling her around, pulling her just as I am pulling your legs now with FAKE STORIES.... Hahahahahahahaha. I cant just believe you love gist like this. hehehehehehheeee. HOW UR DAY DEY GO?
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 10:09:15 +0000
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