INSTRUCTIONS TO PATRONS ON PREMISES IN CASE OF NUCLEAR BOMB - TopicsExpress



          

INSTRUCTIONS TO PATRONS ON PREMISES IN CASE OF NUCLEAR BOMB ATTACK: UPON THE FIRST WARNING: 1: Stay Clear Of All Windows. 2: Keep Hands Free Of Glasses, Bottles, Cigarettes, ETC. 3: Stand Away From The Bar, Tables... 4: Loosen Necktie, Unbutton Coat And Any Other Restrictive Clothing. 5: Remove All Glasses, Empty Pockets Of All Sharp Objects Such As Pens, pencils, ETC. 6: Immediately Upon Seeing The Brilliant Flash Of Nuclear Explosion, Bend Over And Place Your Head Firmly Between Your Legs. 7: Then Kiss You Ass Goodbye.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 18:43:43 +0000

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