#IPL Masala ^^ #MustRead :-D A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian. Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. .Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is thegame over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Vadhu’ :-D Husband: Who is this Anandi? Wife: Tumhari Maa...Don’t you dare disturb me.. Husband: hagajqiwwjsoyaxchwtqikq :-/
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 13:04:04 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015