ITS A SLOP OUT - DAY 55 Since Governor Wayne Slob took over running the Saville Wing, the prisoners have noticed that their prison issue fags havent been issued to them, which has been causing a lot of tension and unrest amongst the nicotine addicts. Sally and Deidre, who have been given the task of cleaning the staffs suite of rooms on the wing have made a major discovery about the missing fags - Governor Slob has been taking them for himself and has been smoking them. Outraged, they tell the other prisoners, who promptly start a major and very destructive riot in the wing, demanding the immediate resignation of Wayne Slob. As the prisoner run amok through the cells, tearing up bed linen, throwing toilet rolls around, gaining access to the roof for a rooftop protest and flinging roof tiles at the police snipers in the hovering helicopters who are trying to pick them off, Dave Lee Travis takes the opportunity to play something he has been dying to put on his record decks since his first day on the Saville Wing - Yakkety Sax, the Benny Hill theme.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 00:35:32 +0000
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