ITS FUNNY NOW, but 4 hours ago, I was pissed. So Im down here in Georgia. Delivering a load of glassware to a grocery warehouse.(publix). I check in with security, they give me my gate pass and tell me to goto the receiver at dock 77. Which I do. Takes the lady 20min to back my truck in dock 53. Im happy, cause thats the end dock plenty of room. Im in. No problems. Climb into my sleeper to nap while they unload trailer. Half hour later, BAM BAM BAM on my door. I stick my head out the window and yell WHAT! I scared the crap outta this little Mexican guy. So I felt bad. He tells me, I gotta move my truck and back into door 60. I said why? He goes there no room, to unload chu. Chu gotta move there. We take load off there. Lots room. Im like ok. So I drive over to door 60. ARE YOU SHITTING ME??!! Theres walls on both sides. the space was so tight to back in along the wall that, Im thinking, how am I gonna get outta this truck to chick the wheels?! So I back in there ooohhhh so gently. Perfect! Right?! Nope. You guessed it. I can open the door enough to get out. Only one way out. Yup. Thru the passenger window. Oh I can see it now. Im gonna be on YOUTUBE now. There must of been 100 truck drivers sitting across the lot watching. I can read the headlines now FAT GUY GETS STUCK IN WINDOW or fat guy falls to his death climbing thru window not gonna lie, I chuckled a bit before my task. Im thinking, well at least know on knows me. Lol Are you ready? Cause this is where Im sure, I looked like an idiot. So I tried going feet first. Nope. Wasnt gonna happen. So I try going head first. Then it hits me. Do I go up as I come out or down as I come out? Shit! Now the laughs are starting. I can hear em. So I think, if I fall, Id rather land on my feet instead of my face. So I decide to go up as I can out. Well let me tell you? The CB antenna is not made to hold any weight nor is the bracket the holds it! Im half way out and the antenna snaps! So I grabbed the bracket. Whew. It caught me. Haha. I out smarted ya. Or so I thought. CRACK! Down I go! Face first! I swear I hit 70mph on the way down. And then................. I stopped falling! I didnt hit the ground! Im hanging upside down. How? You ask? Ill tell you how. By my damn pant leg! Yup. It caught the broken bracket. Saved! Or so I thought. All of a sudden I hear....... Rrrrrrriiiiipppppp! Oh shit! Down I go. Upside down. Feet just a flailing! But with only one pant leg! Up ripped the bastards from my crotch, down! But to top it off, now Im stuck! I cant roll either direction! Lol. Yup my fat ass was stuck between the wall and the truck. Upside down, missing a pant leg. I can hear the laughs. Go ahead. Laugh. I am now. But I wasnt then. I was cursing like a truck driver should! Thank you to some of the fellow drivers that helped me outta that predicament. Turns out Im safe. None of them got their phones out to record it. Hahaha. Any one need any denim rags?
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 23:03:15 +0000