Ideas I have for making some extra cash in this down economy: 1) Become a free lance valet parking attendant at Wal Mart in the evenings and on weekends. 2) Start hosting weekly instructional classes to train and prepare people for the Zombie Apocalypse(or the crash of the dollar, which ever happens first). 3) Buy 500lbs of cheap bird seed. Go through my entire neighborhood late at night spreading bird seed in every yard. The next evening, put flyers in everyones mailbox for Shauns Feathered Pest Control Service. Get everyone to sign a 1 year contract for $20 a month to keep the birds away. Dont put anymore bird seed out. Problem solved. Watch the money keep rolling in. 4) Have a tag day in front of Wendys holding a sign that says, Help buy a Harley Davidson for a hungry Marine veteran. At the end of the day, hit the drive thru then head to the Harley shop with my down payment. 5) Write a book about liberalism filled with bold truths, witty anecdotes and outrageously edgy humor that gives you an in your face account of how America has been infected with upside down thinking and political correctness and what we need to do to get back on track.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 20:40:58 +0000