If Bleach characters threw a wedding... As requested by anon. :) Bleach characters are going to throw a wedding! For…somebody. Your OTP, perhaps. The only catch is, they’ve decided not to use any outside help. Instead, everything that needs to be done in this wedding will be done by some member of the Bleach cast. So who will do what? 1. Wedding planner: Aizen He’s already planned out the wedding day down to the last millisecond. And he has 18 backup plans just in case something goes wrong. Aizen: A year to plan a wedding?! Are you kidding me?? A good wedding takes FIFTEEN YEARS to plan! 2. Dressmaker: Ishida He’s come up with 10 different designs. Nine of them have Quincy crosses visible on the dress. Ishida: The 10th also has a cross. It’s just harder to see. Ichigo: … Ishida: What? 3. Caterer: Hikifune She actually prefers for the bride and groom to not agree about what food they want. Because then she gets to put together two different feasts for one wedding! Hikifune: More food = better wedding. That’s my rule! 4. Priest / Officiator: Ichigo He doesn’t remember when he got a license to perform weddings. But he acquired one somehow. Maybe spontaneously. Ichigo: Does anyone else have a problem with random abilities showing up for no reason? 5. Cake maker: Orihime She specializes in “unusual flavors.” Orihime: Everybody wants their wedding cake to be unique, right? 6. Flower girl: Byakuya He will make sure the bride’s journey down the aisle is accompanied by thousands of falling cherry blossoms. Byakuya: If you want something other than cherry blossoms, then - well, you’re clearly deranged so we won’t be listening to you. 7. Maid of Honor: Matsumoto Or is there someone else you’d rather have planning your bachelorette party? Lisa: *coughs* Matsumoto: Don’t worry! I’ll talk to you before hiring the stripper! 8. Best man: Chad He is a very comforting presence on your wedding day, if you need that. Chad: Also I throw the most adorable bachelor parties of all time. 9. Wedding music: Rose Unless you want a jazz wedding, in which case the job falls to Shinji. Rose: Of course, normal people want more normal music! Shinji: Yeah, ‘cause Bleach is full of normal people. 10. Photographer: Nemu Thanks to her habit of saying “Butter” instead of “Cheese,” most of her photos are of the wedding party looking mildly confused. Nemu: It is a beautiful look. 11. Ring bearer: Urahara On the plus side, he won’t lose it. On the negative side, he tends to hide it places. Urahara: Shit! I left the ring inside Kuchiki! 12. Decorator: Omaeda He spares no expense to ensure that the wedding venue looks amazing. Soi Fon: …heated floors? Really? Omaeda: Wedding shoes can be very thin! 13. Hairdresser/Manicurist: Yumichika Basically it’s his job to make sure the bride looks beautiful. Yumichika: Well, extra beautiful. Yumichika: Obviously she is beautiful already. 14. Bar tender: Kyoraku Hopefully you want sake. Kyoraku: I also make mixed drinks. Kyoraku: Actually those are sake too. 15. Wedding videographer: Aizen He wasn’t actually asked to videotape the wedding. But he did anyway. Aizen: It’s called being helpful. ~isane admin
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 20:26:39 +0000
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