If I were Jonathan, Ill take the next 15 months to prove to Nigerians that I was the messiah they were waiting for. Ill shake myself from the influence of party, ethnic and mafia politicians and give ASUU and ASUP what they want for our wards to go back to school. Ill sacked those security chiefs who always misled the government, by telling me what I want to hear, and give professionals free hand to reform the system. Ill fulfilled my campaign promise of building a second bridge across the Niger. Ill ensure that Julius Berger, Roads Nigeria and Boroni Prono are not only all over our federal roads, but ensure that their impact are felt, unlike what we have in Lagos-Benin, Lagos-Ibadan, Lokoja-Abuja, Port Harcourt-Enugu, Kano-Maiduguri and Abuja-Kano today. Ill signed a contract with our professional medical practitioners that no one leaves until after 15 years of service, while I equipped the federal medical centres and teaching hospitals to maximum standards so that no one travels to India, Europe or America for health reason. Ill fight corruption right from my house, office and all other institutions, by ensuring transparency in government business and due process. Ill dredge river Niger to fulfilled my boss wishes and create employment opportunities to thousands of people. Ill not politicise railway resuscitation but ensure that trains ran from Lagos to Maiduguri and Port Harcourt to Kaura Namoda daily. Ill personally supervise the resuscitation of agriculture providing subsidies to practicing farmers and not contractors. Ill make sure that those billionaire manufacturers do not enjoy tax and tariff waivers, while small entrepreneurs pay more. Ill descend on pirates and oil bunkerers and their sponsors. Ill banned street begging. Then, Ill silenced my wife, those barking bull dogs closed to me, whose opinions are seen as mine, and those selfish multi billionaire elites, whose stoke was I, me and myself. Ill silenced those entire ethnic jingoists who hide under the cover regionalism to achieve their selfish aim. Ill jailed all sponsors of ethnic and religious conflicts to return Nigeria to goodluck. What a weekend Dream!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 14:09:39 +0000