If I were a judge I would speak in a deep gravelly voice, wear a mask and insist that I be referred to as the Batman and not Your Honor. My courthouse would be open only from sunset to sunrise every day, and would be referred to in all documents as The Bat Court. Anyone questioning the wisdom of my rules would be found in contempt of court. Your Honor, I never kil- Ah ah ah! ...Batman, I never killed anyone Hopefully though others would get in on the fun. The Bat-Prosecution calls the Defendant to the Bat-stand Affirmfed. The Bat-court reminds the defendant he does not have to answer any questions and refusal to answer will not be considered evidence of guilt Where were you on the 14th of May? In Argentina, exploring caves And did flying mammals live in those caves? Yes So is it fair to say you were exploring Bat-caves? Bat-Objection! Bat-Overruled Then one day some genius would come in with a shaved head and Bane mask State your name for the record It doesnt matter who we are ... You panicked. And your weakness has cost the lives of two others Bat-objection! Is there a question, Bane? Of course! ... Your hon- Batman, this is a serious felony murder charge, could the court- Batcourt -could the batcourt please show a little more decorum You think youre the only one who can learn the strength to escape the darkness I dont even- DO I LOOK LIKE A COP? ... Court adjourned for 15 minute recess Right on your schedule, Captain ... Death! *slams Bat-gavel* By exile But this is just a child custody hearing!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 06:25:04 +0000
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