If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? ......... SANTA : Ofcourse, The tiger.. very few are left..!!!! π π π π π π π π π π π Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!! Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..?? Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!π§π§ππ π π π π π π π π Who is the leader of Ducks ??? Santa: Frog Why? Because Frog is Mainduck!π§ π π π π π π π Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ??? Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.=) π π π π π π π π Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai? Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai! πππ π π π π π π π Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhiβ¦. Na koi scene dikhi, Na koi aawaz suni. Friend: film ka naam kya tha? Santa: No Disc Inserted π π π π π π π π π This is ultimate. ... Yamraj to Santa - Tumhari koi aakhri kwaish hai .. Santa : I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking to Salman Khans wife at Narendra Modis wedding...
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 09:06:42 +0000
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