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If animals had Facebook, these would most likely be their Status Updates: Cockroach: Managed to skip from someone’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!” Dog: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember…” Einsteins Cat: E = mice squared Mosquito: “I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking.” Shark: Were not ruthless man eaters,we are more like accidental man-tasters! Pig: “Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu… WTF!! ” Pigeon: Just bought a new book Ive been looking for a while now! Its called Pooping on people in 12 easy lessons Chicken: “If tomorrow there’s no status update from my side, means I’m being served at KFC.”. #Jokes #Funny

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