If der was social media during the time of moses, Abraham, noah these are the kind of update we go dey see. 1. Guys its scary, Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt. # shaking 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come... 3. Just chilling in first class at Noahs ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me weird. # Noahsvoyage 4.Chilling with Moses at Mt Sinai...miracles is going down here. 5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? # smh 6. Jacobs status: Things we do for love, cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel! 7. Some people are so cruel! Cain how do u kill your own brother? # RIP-ABEL 8. One of Jesus disciples post: What a long day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like pharoah) 9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrifised me... # selfiewithram yall 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up duuhr 11. David: Guys this balcony is gud ọ..I can see everything. Female anatomy 101 # word 12. Jezebel: victorias secret is da bomb... 13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children. # Likeseriously? 14. Samson: The chick sold me out...Im going to bring the roof down on this party. 15. Judas did what? That Jesus aint loyal,jst want 2 make sm profit. # idiot.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 08:48:07 +0000
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