If you ask me. How was service today.. Ill tell u that it was very Ridiculously tremendous.... # LWKM A friend invited me to her church today. As the service was coming to an end. The Pastor says We have a project in the church and the church needs 5.5million. The project is to build a new church auditorium and theyav to do it at the end of this year. So everybody have to make a pledge All the members were all staring at each other after a while. One guy stood up and says: Pastor. Im making a pledge of N15k. The Pastor provokes (for his mind,oo) imagine theyre looking for 5.5million and ure making a pledge of N15k, that he wouldav keep quiet and sit down.... The Pastor didnt loose his faith. Pastor: theres nothing the Lord can nt do the devil is liar (for his mind,oo).. He says: If u want to sow a seed go ahead!! Another person stood up: Pastor. Im sowing a seed of N100k. Pastor: Thank you very much. When are u going to pay. He replied: ill pay at the end of this week.. Pastor: clap for him. (The congregations claps for him) Another person stood up: Pastor, Im sowing a seed of N250k.. Pastor: My brother. Thank you very much. Please when are u going to pay?? He replied: at the end of this month. (congregationalclapping) from no where, one guy came up and says: Pastor give me the microphone.. (they gave him) Pastor, When it comes to the given to the work of God. I dnt delay... How much do u says u needed?? Pastor: we needs 5.5million for the project.. He says: Pastor, am making a pledge of 6.5million.. /OH MY GOD.. B4 the Pastor begin to reason and think abt it. (I HEARD A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT SOUNDED BY BEING STRUCK.) drummers plays drum.. The Pianist pressed keyboard.. The Church scattered, everybody dance.. Pastor: (shouts) praisssssss.... The Lord The congregations answered HALLELUJAAAAAA..... Pastor: My Brother please can u repeat urself.. How much are u saying?? He replied: i can not fail. I said im making a pledge of 6.5million for the church project. Pastor: (shouts) praisssseeeeeee the Lord!!! The congregation disorganised, seperates and move off in different directions... Everybody danced. Drummers makes a continous rhythmic noise.. They drummm.. Everybody danced. (Theyre seeking for 5.5m and sumbody is donating 6.5m) Pastor: My Brother. When are u going to pay? He replied: Pastor. Ill pay, ill make sure i pay.. Pastor: i knw ull pay. But please put a date. He replied: I WILL PAY BEFORE I DIE.. Lolz.. You dnt know when the Pastor confused and frustrates then asked the Guy MY BROTHER PLEASE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DIE?? Hahahahahahahahahag Via Arinka Travels and Tourism How many people here love reading jokes? Are you bored? . . . . . Are you feeling bad? . . . . . Do you need something that will put smiles on your face? . . . . . . Now I recommend you to like this page>Funny Jokes & Entertainment>>Funny Jokes & Entertainment Dont scroll down yet, click on this blue link to like Funny Jokes & Entertainment . . . . . . . . . . . .Hahahahahahahahahahahah (^_^) Do you know why am laughing? Click on this page Funny Jokes & Entertainment to find out. Lolzzz I cant stop laughing. Like this page now to read funny jokes. (Y) Funny Jokes & Entertainment Press like. (Y) Funny Jokes & Entertainment Press like. See More Stories Now like the page and comment on the above post.
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