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Im at the movie with my aunt. She has this thing about having to sit in the back row because the idea of people behind her freaks her out. I have this thing about NEVER sitting in the back row because thats where all the sperm is and CALL ME CRAZY but Im not super into sitting in stranger movie sperm. But shes pretty insistent. So here I sit. So OF COURSE since Im me and shit ALWAYS happens to me, there are 2 teenage girls to my right who are acting weird. And they fart TERRIBLE farts. And we already saw ones ass. And then I saw one rubbing on the others in between. So now Im about 100% sure that my movie is gonna be ruined and 100% sure that I might freak the freak out before its over. WHY CANT I EVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENING?!?!
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 19:19:02 +0000

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