Im tired of all this nonsense. So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again? He has been disturbing me calling me on phone, sending me text messages and, just recently, he added me on Whatsapp. Imagine, any small problem he encounters hell just rush to his phone and call me for advice. Just last week, Obama woke me up from my dear sleep with his phone call just to tell me that his daughter is getting married! So because your daughter is getting married, should I leave Lagos? Two weeks ago, Jay-z called me on phone (apparently Obama gave him my number). Imagine Jay-z calling me to say that his wife, Beyonce, is pleading for my autograph for their child, Blue Ivy. What kind of wahala is this? Dangote is always coming to my house asking me to give him money. I have given him enough money but he wont just stop coming. Very greedy man. Now that 2015 is around the corner, countless politicians are gunning for my house telling me to help them win the election. Damn! Whats all this? One word for the person who wrote this
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 08:35:19 +0000
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