In America we have a tradition that on every October 31st we get to act silly for the day, it’s called Halloween. Well I have a story that will shock you, this year I got dressed up as a ‘Streaker’ or should I say dressed down. So here I am with not a stitch of clothing on, on my way to a party when before you could say “how’s it hanging” a crowd developed and they were so impressed that they decided to join me. After an hour or so we were arrested for indecent exposure. The NYPD stopped us, frisked us, what for there was nothing to check, we were all buck naked. They threw us in a paddy wagon and hauled our asses to night court. When it was my turn to speak up in my defense and as the so called ring leader I told the judge I was on my way to The Freaker’s Ball when the crowd of about 100 joined me and we roamed the streets hooting and hollering all dressed in our birthday suits. I reminded her “this is America baby, the land of the free and I can do whatever I want to do.” So I removed my robe and you should have seen by the expression on her face she was aroused and said in stuttering words ‘not not in my my court. I was sentenced to do 100 hours of community service and fined twenty-five dollars. Later she came down to the lockup pen and wished me luck, sure she did just wanted to see me/it again. I knew what she was up to so I dropped my robe so she could get another look, that horny toad. We switched phone #’s and addresses, she said she could give me some legal pointers, hahaha sure then I’ll have to tip her, don’t ask. I’m going to take this to the Supreme Courts, what say you is this a tradition in your neck of the woods, Halloween, ciao, Jimmy. https://youtube/watch?v=Hs5MAWinxqQ
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:03:57 +0000
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