In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. The interview went as follows: Lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? Reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, thats a new piece of information, but whats the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldnt you get mad?
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 10:39:08 +0000
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