In case you wanted to know what a craptastic day sounds like... - TopicsExpress



          

In case you wanted to know what a craptastic day sounds like... Here you go: imagine that you have strep throat and your husband has to go to urgent care for possible kidney stones. Also imagine that you own a large dog and youre sitting for another large dog. You finally make it through your last shift of work and realize the dogs havent been outside for 6 hours. You feverishly walk over to let Dog A outside, but not quite fast enough for Dog Bs bladder. So, you walk inside your house while hacking like a 90 year old man on oxygen only to find that Dog B has peed all over the entire length of the stairs. Every. Single. Step. Just when you thought all the pee was cleaned up, you step in a fantastically ginormous puddle of urine in the foyer. Im done. That is all. Goodnight.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 00:25:50 +0000

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