In my R1B English class yesterday we were discussing our final research paper topics. When it was my turn I told my professor and the class that my topic was going to be the obesity epidemic in America. I outline my topic and what points I was going to focus on. All seemed to be going well, the professor approved the topic and I thought that was it. I was wrong, in my class we have one hambeast who is about 5,5 and 250lbs.She also brings a drink from mcdonalds each day so i can only assume she eats there as well.She starts to make typical excuses for the obesity problem. Her biggest one was that many including her have injuries. She said she had a bad knee and it prevents her from exercising. I lift and exercise all the time and am ripped. I was wearing a tight shirt to show that off that day too. I just look at her coldly and say in a flat tone, you have one injured knee, it must be so hard to exercise, I cant imagine how hard it is. Then I grab my legs, wiggle them like wet spaghetti at her. Many in the class laughed or giggled. She turned bright red, sputtered, started to cry and had to leave class. Its one of the few great things about being in a wheelchair, hambeast excuses have no effect on me.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Nov 2013 10:54:19 +0000
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