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Incredibly attractive Woman walks into shop: Hello, can you help me with something? Me: Sure, what is it? Woman speaks softly: Can you point me to where the Candles are? Me: What was that? I didnt quite hear you the first time, Condoms ymean? Woman blushes: No, no no, I need birthday candles for a cake Im making. At this very moment, everyone hides in the cloak of my humiliation. Its safe to say I need to sleep more, the derived part of my brain is like watching Eddie Murphy in Delirious.
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 23:33:42 +0000

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