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"Insecure chicks posting selfies nearly detailing their hairless twats so lonely male heffalumps in Nebraska can pant "OMG u r so perfect!" Yuppie foodie dullards either photographing their risotto or opining boringly on Frankenfoods. Gameathrones nerdlingers waxing wistful over that time Harlan Ellison farted in a fonebooth and wrote a whole Outer Limits over it. Petition, baby, cute sloth, Zynga bullshit, I heart Obama cause he made a crewcut lesbian dogcatcher of Upper Alaska. Would-be scream queen posts sad pic of herself as lolling-tongued zombie in a Cleveland Dairy Queen. I think I have covered all of the United States of Me-Book, right? Not a creature was waking, not even a mouse. And to all a good night!" Matthew Wilder
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 23:55:11 +0000

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