It has been said you learn something new every day. Today I learned that if your significant other has bleach sitting in a jug mixed with water and you make a drink with that bleach and water and dont realize that there was bleach in there until you make a second drink with it and notice it tastes weird this time because you are not as thirsty as you were with the first drink and then you call Poison Control because you now believe you are going to die from drinking bleach at WAY later in life than one would expect someone to drink bleach and need poison control that the Poison Control lady is SO nice and informs you that you will not die and dont even need medical attention and not to panic as it is no worse than drinking pool water. She then asks your age (for some kind of demographic research -probably on the oldest person alive who has drank bleach) and you both giggle -one from relief, the other quite possibly at the absolute hilarity of you drinking bleach.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 02:31:04 +0000
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