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It is a decades-honored tradition after a meal of Chinese food to open a fortune cookie, nibble a piece of it, then read the fortune while adding ...in bed to the end and wiggling ones eyebrows (or other more salacious parts of the anatomy) at your partner. But I am worried that the wise words of Confucius and Lao Tzu have been replaced by quips hurriedly scrabbled together by bands of modern Chinese virgins. I offer two examples from tonights restaurant fare: All happiness is in the mind(...in bed), and Now go to it! Its ready to be pick (...in bed).
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 03:37:55 +0000

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