It is completely obvious what happened to Flight 307. About 14 years ago, aliens from Dallawanida began taking over key members of the Chinese government. The Illuminati became aware of this about 7 months ago. The Illuminati discovered that the Dallawanidans were trying to make an emergency exit from the planet and had morphed into other Chinese bodies who had tickets on Flight 307 (leaving just a skeleton crew in charge of the Chinese government), so they quickly sent their own agents to get on that flight. The two men who were supposedly Iranian nationals traveling with stolen passports are actually agents for the Worldwide Anti-intelligence Cachexic Kakistocracy (WACK) and boarded the plane in order to observe the action. The WACK agents were a married couple who got into a vivid argument that wound up revealing who everyone was (which will probably be used as an argument against gay marriage), so the Dallawanidans were forced to use their interdimensional caddis to weave an emergency vortex. Thus the plane is simultaneously flying, crashing, in wreckage, safely landed, and on its way intact to Dallawanida. In the meantime, the Dallawanidans, Illuminati and WACKs are doing all they can to confuse the rest of the people on Earth, so that they are not exposed. That explains absolutely everything. And, please don’t even try to argue with this. I am a level-six clairvoyant, and there is no way I am wrong.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 17:30:19 +0000
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