It may not be the 50K words Steve wanted but I heard it yesterday at dinner with a friend and just had to post it for all to read, and laugh. Sweet Little Poem. A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful.... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song..... A fart can create... A most curious medley... A fart can be harmless... Or silent...and deadly. A fart might not smell... While others are vile... A fart may pass quickly... Or linger a while... A fart can occur... In a number of places... And leave everyone there... With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie... To small elevators... A fart will find all of us Sooner or later. But farts are all bad... Is simply not true... We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right? Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile... or... a tear to them. Thanks Linda.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 18:15:21 +0000