It was funny tho. Robert was there too and I was all did you see that? In reference to my dead mans float And he was all guilty to admit yeah and so we were like why didnt you you do anything? And he said Greg was already dragging me by my hair when he noticed. And I said it wasnt true because he had been watching me the whole time Greg was doing laps including when I went under water & came up face down. And Robert was all uhh uhhh And so me and Greg looked @ each other and grinned cause then Greg realized I wasnt trying to be mean but seeing what Robert would do. So you were just going to let me drown?! Well i wasnt going to be the one to tell Greg! I was going to let you do it! I was dead! But it was funny and Greg & i said it was a good plan we had to admit cause Greg is awfully protective over me and if I got a paper cut he would have a breakdown the next time I tried to open the mail. So Greg said he took lifeguard training and the first thing I learned was... To pull up girls by their hair No I dont remember that obviously And girls? No. Just you. So if there was another girl out there youd let her drown? No daughter? No A girl in a bikini hotter than she is asked Robert No there aint no one hotter What you think about that? Hes stupid I said We will get to that later but for now you need to realize in the five seconds she was face down she could have drowned Well Im not touching her so you can be all im trying to kiss her! She could have drowned! So could that girl with the beach blonde haired girl in that bikini over there i suggested Where?! He jumped onto his knees as he was sitting outside the pool next to Robert probably so he could choke him better. I tried not to laugh at his embarrassment but Robert is rather a bad influence. Yeah well. Im never swimming with any girl but her so that Im never in that kind of situation again. How do you like that?! I argued that our children would have friends over and he told me that I had to save them!! Finally he gave up and started laughing at himself for way longer than I I was ever in the water. I was all theres another life to save! Where?! Where?! And I said it like four times and then I made you tell me you were making it up just to make sure Im not blind. I cant help it tho. Really I cant. Im not like old Robert here. You know what? Can I get a kiss for being a nice guy? Would that that be alright? Only a tiny kiss cause you was all into that girl wearing that little tiny yellow bikini It was yellow?! See I was getting her for you Robert, she was already half dressed! He said in his grape ape fashion. Can i get a bigger kiss since I was only trying to help out a friend? He bent over the pool edge and...
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 02:43:27 +0000
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