Its funny how some fables became historic When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric But people will believe anything if its written Especially in stone or ancient scroll December 25th has been blacklisted Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed It was the last thing anyone ever expected Xmas has been Xd No colored lights, no shopping sprees No more presents under dead trees St. Nick is dead but we dont grieve We celebrate the last Christmas Eve Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic Protestants increasingly become agnostic Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams Priests and Nuns are molesting each other Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew Cuz Easters canceled too No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass Fridays are fair, Wednesdays dont ash They canceled lent and slowed down fast Enjoy Christmas cuz its your last No shopping sprees (dont worry son) No more presents (we dont need Christ) under dead trees (we got eight nights) St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we dont grieve (they wont cancel) We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 12:04:30 +0000
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