Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire telling stories of their bravado. Tom, the hand from Wyoming, says, I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. The other day a bull got loose in the corral. It gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands & castrated that sucker with my teeth. Ben, from Idaho, cant stand to be bested. Thats nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday, a 15-foot rattler slid out from under a rock & made a move for me. I grabbed that sucker with my bare hands, bit off his head, sucked out the poison with one gulp, & didnt even get a bellyache. Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas, remains silent, slowly stoking the campfire coals with his penis.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 00:06:59 +0000
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