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Ive decided how Im going to become famous. Ill have this song playing. Ill record myself in bed. Black and white film (because Im classy.) Natural lighting from gloomy day outside. On the edge of the bed sits a new carton of Ben and Jerrys Chunky Monkey Ice Cream. Slowly. Carefully. I unbutton my top. Then I ever so gently slide off my bottoms as I crawl into bed next to a spoon. As the alto sax plays, I tear away the seal revealing the cold, textured surface. I gracefully touch the ice cream and bring some to my lip. Suddenly Im overcome and rub the carton all over myself!!! THE ICY TREAT TAKES MY BREATH AWAY AS WE FALL INTO THE COVERS. The lights go away, only to come back on revealing a bloated belly and an empty carton. *And Scene!* youtu.be/aSbrEkLFZI8
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 03:07:35 +0000

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