Ive heard people say that passing a kidney stone is the closest a man will ever get to knowing what it is like to have a baby. Im calling bullshit on that one. Yes, in both case there is pain involved with passing something through a very sensitive area, but it is not the same. At the end of labor, the woman gets something she loves. At the end of passing a kidney stone, the man gets to flush. I say for the analogy to ring true, the man should get something he loves after enduring the pain. So, cooking bacon is the male equivalent to giving birth. It hurts like hell while youre doing it, but it ends with something wonderful.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 16:26:00 +0000