Ive never been to Ibiza but from what i can gather from facebook and pics it seem the essentials are as follows: Tiny vest preferably in a pink or orange. Quiff (bigger the better). Small man bag. Shortest short shorts the short shorts shop sells. Have to be massive (roids) usually water tension or whatever it is they do Fake tan or insane sun bed session before getting there so your bronze/brass. Pointless sleeve tattoo involving clouds or some religious sentiment that really means nothing to you. you just saw it on TV once an thought other people would think you were cool for having it. :)
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 10:34:27 +0000
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