Ive realized that you people need some kind of a punchline or a moral at the end of status posts.So Unlike the last post,this is a post with a great moral lesson. Must read, #Repost : So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him: Hey, purple lemon, you suck! And the boy doesnt know what a purple lemon is, so he asks. And the bullies say: Well, youll just have to ask a teacher then, wont you? And so he goes and asks a teacher what a purple lemon is. Go to the Headmaster! She screeches. And he goes and asks the Head what a purple lemon is. Im sorry, but this is big, well have to go to the police. The Head replies sadly, calling 999. When the police arrive, the boy says: But I just want to know what a purple lemon is! And the police look at him, and take him back to their headquarters, where they call the army, and an army officer arrives. The boy, now in tears, asks; But whats a purple lemon? The soldier looks to the policemen, shakes his head and takes the boy to go see a general. I only asked about purple lemons. The boy sobs. The general frowns, and calls the Prime Minister, and gives the boy the telephone. S-sir, whats a purple lemon? The boy asks once more. The PM is silent for a long time, and then tells the boy that hes patching him through to the Queen. In the call to the Queen, the boy asks; But whats a purple lemon? I just wanna know! And the Queen tells him; Youll just have to find out when youre old enough. So the police release him, and the boy is walking home, and crosses the street when *WHAM* hes hit by a car. And the moral of the story is to look both ways when crossing the road. -Mohsin
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 11:23:55 +0000
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