JACK DANIELS was found dead 2day by JOHNNY WALKER at SAVANNA street near CASTLE in REDSQUARE centre, His wife HENNESY & their two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying under an AMARULA tree since then, Mr HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS who shot him with a STRONG BOW, His FOUR COUSINS confirmed dat he was coming from club J&B in MELLOW WOOD on 4TH STREET, It appears that he had an affair with Mr HUNTERS wife SARITA, She also feared 4 her life & moved 2 NEDENBERG, CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but evidence points that Mr J.C le ROUX is also a suspect, The funeral will be at KLIPDRIFT & performed by pastor FISH EAGLE as soon as the church BELLS ring tomorrow, We hope JAMESON & his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on time, They will fly over TWO OCEANS to get here.....
Posted on: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:36:52 +0000
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