JAY A VISITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS HOME. PROF: karibu, nango? JAY A: am good mayne, livin in the sky.. PROF: iko nango??(youve said?) JAY A: am sayin am easy bruh. PROF: sokay adhiambo naambia mimi we iko boyfriend yake? JAY A: yeah cuz, she ma girl. PROF: we iko jakanye? JAY A: sorry?? PROF: nasema we iko mtu ya wapi? JAY A: from the states recently yo! But i rep the west coast bruh.. ADHIAMBO: dad, owacho ni nyocha koa amerka lakini odak westlands narobi.(dad he comes from westlands) PROF: kwa ivyo ye apana sika nasonol languages, ye nasika tu intanasonol donge? JAY A: dumbala dumbala eh eh eh! ADHIAMBO: dad, amesema ndio. PROF: sorait. Kijana what are the demographics of your generic and specific name? in other words, classify you binomial nomenclature? JAY A: say what? ADHIAMBO: dad is asking for your name. JAY A: oh Jay A! PROF: ha ha your truncated identity causes the metamorphosism of my occipitofrontalis muscle and temporoparietalis muscle to promulgate from indifference to aerial concave. JAY A: lol what?? ADHIAMBO: dad says your shortened name makes him laugh. PROF: whats your indigenous habitat young man? JAY A: wah mbuyu wako anasema nini beb? ADHIAMBO: anauliza ushago kwenyu ni wapi? JAY A: oh its somewhere in nyanza cant remember. PROF so you have symmetry with homo sapiens sapiens that hold allegiance to, and abode by the lacustrine region? ADHIAMBO: dad asks if you are a luo. JAY A: eeh mimi ni jaluo jasakwa. PROF: you want my aesthetically chiselled damsel to go and experdite cuisine for a present day hominid of sakwa? JAY A: babau wacho nade yawa hun?(whats your dad saying) ADHIAMBO: openjoni idwani atedne jasakwa? JAY A: baba, asayi awinjo dholuo yawa. Amerka manadhie tu wiks ema bet nochacha matin. Iluonga ni James Amollo jasakwa, to ahero nyari!!(i know dholuo!) PROF; hapi ber, nadwachako wacho kisungu. Pod natiyo gi layman language apimgo pachi.(i was about to start using english) Jaduong
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 15:01:40 +0000
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