JOB APPLICATION FROM A Ex-BOKO HARAM BOMB SPECIALIST, WHO WAS TRAINED BY MEND. Good Morning!!! 23 Okada Street, Bomb Quarters, Nigeria. 29th July, 2012. Dear Sir, Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company. I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012. I am a native of Delta, with a Borno State Mother. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy. After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State. Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous. Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends. I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing. Attached is one of my operational pictures, I will send more especially those I took with foreign hostages on request. Hoping to hear from you soon. Thanks, Yours Faithfully, Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Aboki Dudu. Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:08:49 +0000