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JOKE: Boy seeing a football game with his girlfriend: Girl : Whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Boy: Chris gini No na, thats Theo Walcott!! Girl: Hey! Whats that yellow card for? Boy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Girl: Ohhh! Its something similar to a trafficlight: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Boy: Yeah yeah sure! Girl: What about the green card? Boy: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Girl: What teams are these? Boy: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Boy: Haba, No be red jersey be that? Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Boy: (upset)...na Chelsea naaaa....kai! Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the worldcup. Boy: *close to tears* chei na wa oh...okay, me too! Girl: Please whos that old man? Boy: Hmmm...thats Arsenals coach Arsene Wenger Girl: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. So that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Boy: *thinking* Cheiiiiiiiiii God, which kain thing be dis? Abeg, if you are this boy what would you say/do to her? ==== Get News Updates On Naij ===
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 13:45:17 +0000

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