JOKE: In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences: 1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am. 2) WAEC : A rolling stone? AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house? AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be. 4) WAEC : A stitch in time? AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear. 5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem. 6) WAEC : One gud turn? AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am. 7) WAEC : A bird in hand? AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic 8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than? AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar. 9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles? AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10) WAEC : He who laugh last? AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness. 11) WAEC : A patient dog? AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am. 12) WAEC : All work and no play? AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros. 13) WAEC : Once beaten? AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat. If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100???.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 21:41:48 +0000
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