JOKE OF THE DAY; Ben was walking along a rainy street with his - TopicsExpress



          

JOKE OF THE DAY; Ben was walking along a rainy street with his brand new fancy $900 jacket. He sees a gorgeous woman in a short dress and long red heels. She is about to cross the street when she notices a giant water puddle on the road. Ben takes off his jacket and lays it over the puddle for the woman. She then transforms in to Jesus: Jesus: Ben, for showing kindness, I shall grant you a spot in heaven and one question to ask me of the world. Ben: did you ruin my jacket if you can walk upon water?! Jesus: I... em... ummmm.... Ben: Screw heaven! Buy me a new jacket! Was this a wise decision?
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 12:16:21 +0000

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